How To Build A Robot In Twenty Seven Easy Steps

Step one - Accumulate a mound of laundry, one that encompasses all the clothes you own.

Step two - Make a list of parts necessary to construct a "laundry doing" robot.

Step three - Get kicked out of Radio Shack for wearing only a dirty pair of basketball shorts.

Step four - Borrow some of your roomates clothing.

Step five - Buy necessary parts at Radio Shack.

Step six - Return roommates clothes and credit card.

Step seven - Assemble robots body.

Step eight - Remove robots penis for fear of roommates homophobic reaction.

Step nine - Take shower and use roommates loofah.

Step ten - Call ex-girlfriend.

Step eleven - Cry.

Step twelve - Reattach robots penis and test it via the scientific method.

Step thirteen - Pretend you are not home until roommate goes to bed.

Step fourteen - Stare at pile of dirty laundry.

Step fifteen - Build robot head and program its artificial intelligence.

Step sixteen - Turn robot on.

Step seventeen - Argue with robot.

Step eighteen - Turn robot off and reprogram it to eliminate homophobic personality.

Step nineteen - Turn robot on.

Step twenty - Shut robot down via emergency cut off and remove roommates broken furniture from apartment.

Step twenty one - Finish roommates box of Fruity Pebbles.

Step twenty two - Try to make it back to room before roommate enters kitchen.

Step twenty three - Argue with roommate.

Step twenty four - Put cold steak on eye to reduce swelling.

Step twenty five - Reprogram robot to kill roommate.

Step twenty six - Turn robot on.

Step twenty seven - Enjoy wearing both your newly cleaned clothes, and your former roommates entire wardrobe.