Ali G: Yo, Respek. Dis is yo main mun, Ali G, an' I iz in da house wiv me bruva, me mate, Kendall Howell.
Kendall Howell: Hello.
Ali G: Now, I hear yous just had a brand fresh nippa boy. Big ups. Wot is is name?
KH: Jeffrey Oliver Howell
Ali G: Very well. Word on da street iz dat a massiv push towards PR is happenin at UTS. Iz dis true?
KH: Yes. We have been successful bringing safety to a higher standard at UTS for the past couple of years, so now we're ready to tackle the task of improving our PR with the community.
Ali G: Me was thinking dat yous might av gottun your bitch up da spout to elp PR.
KH: What?
Ali G: Did yous want the public to know dat yous is a man? Dat you iz not shootin blanks?
KH: Well, no, but I don't see what that has to do with...
Ali G: So yous don care dat some people tink dat yous a bit batty? Dat you's a bit on da fairy side.
KH: No one thinks that. Who would think that? I'm married, and besides, so what if I was gay. That would be my prerogative.
Ali G: Iz dat a bum toy?
KH: ??? Can we get back on track please?
Ali G: Respek. So wuz yous maximum whun ya made da fresh routes?
KH: I don't follow.
Ali G: Wuz yous smoken da herbal remidies?
KH: Marijuana? No, I've never smoked marijuana.
Ali G: Den why do yous get 10 minutes at MacDonald's if yous don't hav da munchies?
KH: The reason for that is we have to make sure the buses are spaced out correctly on route.
Ali G: Da drivers get spacey? Does gettin' well spaced out before a shift elp 'im drive. Like when I iz proper stoned, me can watch "Short Circuit" fo like eight hours in a row. As yous seen dat flick?
KH: I must stress that our drivers are prohibited from using any illegal substances, and they are absolutely never...
Ali G: Yo, me luvs da part when he sez "Johny Five is aight." Iz mad wicked.
*Snap*KH: It's "Johny Five is alive."
Ali G: Whateva. So iz dere a fresh dress code at UTS?
KH: Well, we're trying to appear more professional in the eyes of the general public. What I would like to see is a reflection of this professionalism, while keeping intact the laid back nature of the organization we have all come to love. I believe there is a common ground between these two goals.
Ali G: Iz babylons in dat common ground?
KH: What is that?
Ali G: Yous know wot I iz talkin 'bout. Tata's, julie jugs, bazookas. Don yous tink dat bitches should be allowed to show dey breasts when deyz drivin'. Maybe geazers would get out a da way if dey saw a little nip.
KH: That would be sexual harassment if we enforced that behavior, so no.
Ali G: Her ass, wot about hiz ass? HAHAHA
KH: .........
Ali G: Did yous hear wot me just said. Hiz ass. As if...
KH: Yeah. It was.. pretty funny.
Ali G: Yo. Respek! Big ups to you Kendall fo takin' da time to bust wit me, and big ups to UTS. Be mad safe on da roads.