Google Fun For Hours

My roommates and I have just discovered an amazing game that you, the audience at home, can play for yourselves. Here's how:

1. Go to Google Maps.
   
2. Click on "Find businesses."
3. Type your address in the "where" box.
4. In the "what" box, type any item you wish to find.

For instance, if you want some pizza for dinner type "pizza," and the closest location that you can find such a service in Charlottesville is listed. Here are some examples (if you don't believe the results, please try them yourself):

1. Rape - University of Virginia
2. Easy Bitches - Outback Lodge
3. Faggots - Earl Hamner Jr Theater
4. Ass Play - Monticello
5. Blow Job - Tina Roberts Studios
6. Drunk Women - Family & Correction
7. Douche - Omni Hotel
8. Loser - Spotswood High School
9. Crunk - Buffalo Wild Wings, WNRN (second entry)
10. Morons - America's Hope Foundation
    
11. Drugged Women - Region Ten Community Center
12. Late Buses - University of Virginia
13. Horrible People - The Hook
14. One Night Stand - Quality Inn
15. Cunts - GNC
16. Pretentious People - Clifton Country Inn
17. Bad Place - College Park University Place
18. Anal - UVA Outpatient Surgery Center
19. Gay Sex - AIDS Services Group (second entry)
20. Dorky Guys - University of Virginia: Virginia Engineering Foundation
21. Crystal Meth - Paramount Theatre (third entry)
22. Cowards - Eastern Mennonite University
23. Drunks - Eastern Mennonite University (second entry)
24. Anal Rape - James Madison University
25. Donkey Punch - Sheetz
26. Ass Cherries - Basic Necessities
27. Porn - Spudnut Shop
28. Menstrual Blood - Charlottesville Police Department
29. Boobs - Mc Guffey Art Center
30. Katie Sullivan - Wells Sheffield Funeral Home

(We used our address, 1312 Rose Hill Drive, as the "where" for these entries.)